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The Best Bang Since the Big One

Grady. 21. Doctor Who. Supernatural. Sherlock. How I Met Your Mother. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Game of Thrones. Harry Potter. LOTR. Magic: The Gathering. Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Apr 17 '14

princetabris:

i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

Apr 17 '14

(Source: nosdrinker)

Apr 17 '14

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

Apr 17 '14

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Apr 17 '14
mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

(Source: whateveryoulove-youare)

Apr 17 '14

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

Apr 17 '14
Apr 16 '14
starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

Apr 16 '14

I’ll be alright. 

I’ve dealt with this before. 

(Source: allisonargenc)

Apr 16 '14

Anonymous asked:

you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell

fishingboatproceeds:

There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

Apr 16 '14
These might come in handy someday… Right?

These might come in handy someday… Right?

Apr 16 '14

fake-suicide-of-genius:

nicolerichiest:

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

fuck no this hurts me so hard augustus why vaguely pedophilic swingset why please no stop please

Apr 16 '14

Scarlett Johansson photographed by Alasdair McLellan for WSJ Magazine (2014)

(Source: hermiola)

Apr 16 '14

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

iseelightattheendofthetunnel:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

I died at hakuna your tatas

(Source: starinhercorner)

Apr 16 '14
saccharinescorpion:

neyruto:

reddit is so weird…

*points at someone’s figure drawings* what is this, some kind of tumblr social justice bullshit??

saccharinescorpion:

neyruto:

reddit is so weird…

*points at someone’s figure drawings* what is this, some kind of tumblr social justice bullshit??